I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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