I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Let's paint friendship bongs
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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