Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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