Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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