i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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