with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
even my farts smell like vagina
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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