I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
