If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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