Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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