Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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