dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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