hotel room ftw
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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