is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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