I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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