Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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