Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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