but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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