I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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