Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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