You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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