help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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