at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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