take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize