i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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