I want to make a zoo with you.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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