tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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