i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
