I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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