You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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