Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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