the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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