Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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