We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We were destined to go to rehab together
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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