Whod you bang
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
