The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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