I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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