The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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