White coat. Heels.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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