Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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