if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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