My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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