Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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