I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Can Purell be used as lube?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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