Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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