Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Every concussion has its silver lining
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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