goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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