That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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