True but thats because hes a fetus.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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