No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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