called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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