Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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