That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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