What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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